THIS PEN.
THIS PEN IS NOT JUST A PEN.
IT IS THE MOST LUXURIOUS PEN TO EVER EXIST.
IT’S PRACTICALLY PERFECT.
IT CAN BE USED AS A WRITING TOOL WHEN YOU NEED TO WRITE.
IT CAN FUNCTION AS A FORK WHEN YOU NEED A UTENSIL.
BUY TWO PENS AND YOU CAN USE THEM AS CHOPSTICKS, IF THAT’S MORE YOUR THING.
IT CAN BE USED AS A SELF DEFENSE WEAPON.
SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT THIS PEN WAS EVEN USED IN THE HANDS OF SEAN PENN.
PROBABLY NOT AS A SELF DEFENSE WEAPON.
SOME OTHER PEOPLE DISAGREE WITH THOSE LAST TWO STATEMENTS.
REGARDLESS, THERE IS NO OTHER PEN LIKE THIS PEN.
BUY THIS FUCKING PEN!